***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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