I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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