A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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