The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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