You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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