is this the sara with the beer cane?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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