Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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