He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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