in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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