i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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