He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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