You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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