I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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