If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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