But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I woke up under a house in Key West
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