and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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