why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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