is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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