You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
