Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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