If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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