How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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