He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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