btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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