at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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