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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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