sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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