R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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