i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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