i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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