when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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