so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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