shes about as inviting as chlamydia
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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