he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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