On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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