I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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