its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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