you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
