They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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