I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
As shirtless as possible
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
