Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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