I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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