Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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