After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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