So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize
