love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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