After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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