I think im going to throw up on grandma
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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