i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
