So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
