whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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