when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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