this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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