Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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