More tranny stories later!
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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